7 reviews by Harley Jarvis..
Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2023-06-30
From: Harley Jarvis
Comments: Not a bad game by any stretch of the imagination, but I would always end up pooing myself whenever I played it. It might not have been a function of the game, in all fairness.

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Rampage

2023-06-30
From: Harley Jarvis
Comments: A terrifying look at our collective future if you think about it, which YOU WON'T!

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World Grand Prix

2023-06-30
From: Harley Jarvis
Comments: The game is okay, but pubic hair stops growing upon reaching a certain length.

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Rastan

2023-06-30
From: Harley Jarvis
Comments: A more than creditable port of an arcade gem, especially for an 8-bit system. And to the fatties losing weight with Ozempic and the like: you might not be lazy slobs with no will power, but you probably are. Eat less and exercise more you cetaceans.

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Drop Zone

2023-06-30
From: Harley Jarvis
Comments: I don't care who is using the bathroom at the same time I am. Shit or piss, it's like a commando raid: get in, do your business, and get the hell out of there. Yes, this is a message supportive of trans rights.

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Great Volleyball

2023-06-30
From: Harley Jarvis
Comments: I like a hairy pussy, honestly.

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Mercs

2023-06-30
From: Harley Jarvis
Comments: Hopefully we've all learned from the Wagner debacle that mercenaries should never be a) relied upon, and b) lionized.

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